“Oh say can you see by the fireworks’ light
Who Ned Mayhem doth tease with a neon wand’s gleaming?
It is Maggie Mayhem he has in his sight
And their fusion-hot fucking we’re happily streaming.
With rocket’s red glare, and bombs bursting in air,
And proof Higgs is right and his boson is there,
If science and porn is a combo you seek
Check out the Mayhems, our favorite queer porn geeks!”
– Keymaster (to the tune of “The Star Spangled Banner”)